Mandatory H1

This seems impossible. How are you doing this?

In NGEN, we can do whatever we want. So we’re writing funny copy instead of standard Lorem Ipsum so we can joke about industry tropes and cliches. This is a test environment.

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H2 explaining the cool benefits

Whether you’re a thing 1, a thing 2, or a Cat in the Hat — our nestled coastal beachfront mountain view properties tucked in the low highlands are perfect for your family-friendly, party-time Christmas summer vacation.

These properties are high-end, luxury. Premium. Posh. Pull up your Lambo. Skrrt. Skrrt.
These properties are SUPER cheap. Like, cost-friendly. You have no excuse for avoiding a vacation this year.
Pet-friendly? Duh. And there are no other pets in the condo complex that doubles as a golf community with elegant mansions.